Tuesday 7 April 2009

Fun Logical Mathematics

Here is something some one sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic :D:D

Caution:
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.

What make 100%? What does it mean to give MORE then 100%?

Here is a little mathematical formula that may answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 +4 +7 +5 = 96%

A T T I T U D E
1 + 20 + 20 + 9 +20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100%

B U L L S H I T
2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103%

A S S K I S S I N G
1 + 19 + 19 + 11 + 9 + 19 + 19 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 118%!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there.
Its Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you in over the top.

Hope you enjoyed :)

3 comments:

Graeme said...

is that good or bad attitude? :P

Matth said...

Haha thats well good (Y)

Claire said...

Genius